Hi there! Nothing else to do in my free time so I might as well blog? Going to you a poem.... A very funny one. Enjoy!^^Ong Ah Tee
I am Ong Ah Tee living in Kampong Chai Chee
Life was used to be simple and HAPPY
I worked hard in my STUDIES
I learned A-B-C, and everything from 1, 2, 3.
Primary school was quite easy I passed PSLE
Then I went to SECONDARY
The subjects include HISTORY, GEOGRAPHY
PHYSICS, BIOLOGY and CHEMISTRY
After O-levels I went to JC
I was quite LUCKY
This is a small humid tropical COUNTRY
Surrounded by unknown potential ENEMIES
Boys turned 18 must go to ARMY for the tour of duty
After that we may continue our studies
The girls can just sit back, relax, and watch TV
They come to this world only to "Chia Liao Bi"
No one lives on free meals or depends on CHARITY
I want to take up IT, but I no money to go to University or Poly
So I went to work in a factory
Working hard to earn a little lousy SALARY
After CPF and INCOME TAX, I have just enough money to buy ROTI and ride in MRT
My bosses show me no SYMPATHY
Mumbling over my shoulder daily:"Hurry, Hurry and Hurry!"
Acussing me of always tring to get MC
But my sickness was due to over stretch OT
Going home after midnight by TAXI
And they pay me only bus fee
My collogue likes me becuase of my honesty and can easily bully
They said I don't know how to carry
I Park-Tor and became STEADY
Finally had to MARRY
I lost money holding wedding dinner PARTY
Cheeky friends donating only cheap PANTY
After marriage, nothing was EASY
In one year, I became DADDY
I can't support my family and out BABY
Being tied down for life to repay 2 rooms HDB
and rising monthly utilities to PUB
My bank account has no MONEY
POSB balance is almost EMPTY
DMS wants to charge me extra FEE
Insisting that"Nothing is FREE!"
So I moonlight as KARANG GUNI
Many times I want to jump into the sea to MATI
But that is not EASY
My wife cries,"Who is going to support me and our BABY?"
So I can't MATI
I went to seek assistance for the MP
His reply was simple and easy:Vote for me, vote for me, vote for me".
He never tells me any convincing POLICY
Before, my MP said,"Vote for me, we give you sweeties."
Now they want to increase salary, because "You vote for me".
They claim they made good economy for our country.
They benchmark themselves using GDP
They said,"To get the best man, you have to pay high fee".
Otherwise, they will join MNC.
Next will be GST
My boss say "no" to increase of salary,
It's really making me worry
Our Health Ministry said let GP set their consultation fee.
If the GP charges high fee, don't let them see
No money, how can healthy
If fall sick, can only MATI
In hospital, can only afford Class C
I don't mind all nurses are aunty
But only one doctor to see
No money for operation, I Tan Si.
My dear friends, can please help Ong Ah Tee?
Hahaz.... Nice Poem? I adapted it from my aunt:DD Sayonara....Yan Shan :)
SIX TWO OH NINE