Ok..... Tell you what's the true meaning of some words kay? :DD
Sit Back And Relax..... XD
School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich.
Nurse: A person who gives you sleeping pills.
Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
Divorce: Future tense of marriage
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine water-power.
Lacture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
Conference: The confusion of one man mltiplied by the number of present.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Dictionary: A place where sucess comes before work.
Conference room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Father: A banker provided by nature.
Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....exept that he got caught.
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
Doctor: A person who kills ills by pills , kills you by bills
Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read it
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth
Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all activities
Ok! Thats it bye bye !!! School reopening~ Yan Shan :DD